英文笑話---學英文也可以很有趣
A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a bloody mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood.
In reply he asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply.
"Well, I didn't !"
一隻吸血蝙蝠帶著滿嘴的血回到牠的吸血同伴身邊。
牠們嫉妒的盯著牠問血從那來的。
牠不答反問，『你們看到那邊那棵大樹了嗎?』
『當然，』牠們一致的回答。
『我沒看到!』
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